QSQUESTIONABLE
SCIENCE
BEDROOM LABORATORY
EST. 1985 · PEER REVIEW PENDING

AN EXPERIMENT IN EXTREMELY BAD IDEAS

IT'S ALIVE...ISH.

ATTEMPT 001SUCCESS RATE: THEORETICAL

Chunky pixel art bedroom laboratory with a beige computer, a little doll, and a suspiciously normal closed door
CAM 01 / THE BEDROOMAWAITING QUESTIONABLE INPUT
64 KB OF RAM. UNLIMITED CONFIDENCE.REC ●
LAB.OS / DIAGNOSTICS

> System ready. Qualifications not found.
> Connect the doll. What could possibly go wrong?

INVENTORY

1 COMPUTER   /   1 DOLL   /   0 QUALIFICATIONS

  1. 01
  2. 02
  3. 03
  4. 04
  5. 05

PROTOCOL QS-85 DO NOT CONSULT A SCIENTIST.